Celebrity Story Time: George R. R. Martin, Part 1/3 

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agentjamesbond:

when you’re reading fanfiction and its pretty good and then out of nowhere theres some shit like ‘their tongues battled like israel and palestine fighting over the same sacred ground’ 

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codependentbrothers:

mistercoventry:

*walks into a strip club and slaps a $1 bill on the table*

Yes, hello, I’d like one sex please.

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enfini-paradi:

sammyandhisfallenangel:

has this been done yet?

IM SCREAMING

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channybravo:

sevenlittledevils:

whatever you’re expecting I promise it’s not what you’re expecting

i’m barely breathing

mrjamestx:

Things, and stuff!!

mrjamestx:

Things, and stuff!!

hownowbrownseacow:

rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

Fantastic.

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magnezone:

i feel like we’re watching this hilariously tragic slow burn reaching its awe-inspiring conclusion. a fucking satirical supernova imploding in on itself and fanning its cosmic guts like a firework 

magnezone:

i feel like we’re watching this hilariously tragic slow burn reaching its awe-inspiring conclusion. a fucking satirical supernova imploding in on itself and fanning its cosmic guts like a firework 

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